A weird stay in a notorious Portland hotel

Ever since coming to Portland I have felt so welcome! I’m still getting used to it, because this is my first time in a city this large. I am a country boy, living way out in the wild forests of Oregon, as well as have never had a pick to try the city on for size; However I won a contest that came with a weird but amazing prize, so now I have a hotel room outside of Portland where I will be staying for the next three weeks, the people are good here, as well as I have to say that the cannabis in Portland is just as good as its reputation. To celebrate the release of a low budget horror motion picture set in a famous Portland hotel which is alleged to be haunted, they are having me stay in the actual hotel. This is a advertising ploy for the producers, to drum up interest around Portland as well as also to sell tickets for the Ghost Tour they offer in the hotel. A decade ago the basement of the hotel was property to a notorious Portland cannabis trafficker, during a shootout with the cops a fire was started, as well as the trafficker died. The hotel itself was fine, as well as continued to be open for business, but it developed a reputation in Portland for being haunted. I have a free hotel room here for three weeks, as the camera crew will motion picture me here as well as around various sites in Portland to see if I actually see any ghosts. I don’t suppose in ghosts, I’m just here for the cannabis.


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